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The Perfect TeacherMaths on a Monday morning wasnt any normal persons idea of a good time, but the way the teacher raved on about it youd think it was a craze sweeping the nation. More than once he held the textbook up to his nose and inhaled heavily as he flicked through the pages, making them all stare. This lunatics name was Dr McCallum. He was a short, balding man with a thick white beard and disturbingly veiny calves. Worse were the large flakes of skin that gradually peeled themselves off his scalp and fluttered to the floor in grotesque little piles. Also, there was an odd scent of boiled cabbage about the room, which seemed to vanish whenever McCallum popped out to refill his water jug. All in all, if Mark had been a real student he would have felt pretty hard done by, being stuck in a room of idiots with a gradually decaying Santa for three and a half hours a week.
1420 MHzHe keeps a list wadded in the depths of his front, left pocket: where he holds his keys, and the forgotten/abandoned shell of a lone pistachio. The list is his biography, written in the shape of Argentine Spanish:
Me gustan los tomates en verano.
Yo amo a mi novio.
Nos besamos. (Mi novio chupa mis dedos de los pies.)
Las estrellas cantan sus canciones.
Mi nombre no es Eduardo.
Vivo con Jacobi ahora.
His pants are wadded, now, on summer-warmed hardwood; his shirt is draped over the back of a cane-back chair, the most incongruous of antiques in Jacobi’s tech-nerd lair. Headphones clamp his ears, and fill his head with the lisping whisper of interstellar hydrogen, broadcasting itself at a neat 1420 MHz. Bedroom is the wrong word for a place like this, despite the sorts of furnishings one might expect. There is a bed, a dresser, a bookshelf and two nightstands cramped with magazines, graphic novels. An alarm clock
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